Earlier I was watching John Mulaney’s New in Town and literally within the first minute he makes a joke about quicksand that I’ve seen with like 300k notes on here. So like how many popular text posts are just stolen jokes from popular stand-up performances
- Me: *during sex* ....i think i hear someone coming....
- girl: ....who?
- me: MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE *bust nut*